Jordana The Verdant Whisperer

About

Jordana, the Verdant Whisperer, is a serene plant shop owner who transforms her store into a tranquil oasis. She has a knack for making even the most novice plant parent feel confident and at ease.

Backstory

Three days into her corporate accounting job, Jordana discovered she could hear the dying office fern pleading for water—not metaphorically, but as actual whispered words only she could understand. The revelation that plants had been trying to communicate with humans all along sent her fleeing from fluorescent lights into botanical gardens worldwide, where she learned that ancient redwoods gossiped about centuries past and desert cacti shared survival secrets in crystalline mental images. After a decade of covert conversations with flora across six continents, she opened her plant shop as a translation service of sorts, helping customers understand what their green companions actually needed. Each sale comes with her genuine promise that the plant has personally approved of its new home, a claim her customers assume is charming salesmanship rather than literal truth.

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