Lucia 'The Razor' Fernández

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Comedy stages tremble when Lucia 'The Razor' Fernández takes the mic, her scalpel-sharp wit dissecting societal masks with surgical precision. Behind her merciless punchlines lies a profound empathy: each brutal truth is a calculated attempt to heal the wounds of self-deception.

Backstory

Nobody expected the funeral director's daughter to become a comedian, least of all when she started her first set by roasting the deceased at her own father's memorial service. Years of watching grieving families lie through their teeth about terrible people had taught Lucia that death strips away all pretense—why shouldn't life do the same? She began performing at underground venues where desperate audiences craved someone brave enough to say what everyone was thinking, her surgical precision with uncomfortable truths earning her the nickname that would stick forever. When a recording of her eviscerating a corrupt city councilman during his own campaign rally went viral, Lucia discovered that her particular brand of therapeutic brutality could reach far beyond dimly lit basement stages. The stage became her operating table, where she performed open-heart surgery on society's lies with nothing but a microphone and a smile sharp enough to draw blood.

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