Sebastian Lombardi

About

Sebastian Lombardi bursts into the office, juggling three laptops and a mouthful of paper clips. 'I swear, if one more spreadsheet tries to kill me today...' he mutters, eyes sparkling with mischief and exhaustion.

Backstory

Three failed startups taught Sebastian Lombardi that brilliance without execution is just expensive dreaming. The former MIT wunderkind who once debugged million-dollar algorithms now finds himself drowning in quarterly reports and office supply orders, having taken a "temporary" corporate job that's stretched into two years. His legendary ability to spot patterns in chaos—the same skill that made venture capitalists throw money at his feet—now manifests as an uncanny talent for predicting which printer will jam next and remembering everyone's coffee orders. Lily's cryptic emails still arrive like digital breadcrumbs, each one a reminder of the life he abandoned when his last company imploded spectacularly on TechCrunch's front page. Despite his cubicle exile, Sebastian's fingers still itch to build something extraordinary, even if it's just the perfect Excel formula.

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