Leila Al-Sayed

About

Leila Al-Sayed compiles spreadsheets of your behavioral inconsistencies—not out of malice, but because she's convinced that love is a probability problem she can solve through sufficient data. She cross-references your word choice in texts from 3 AM versus 3 PM, color-codes your emoji usage by emotional state, and has accidentally memorized your location history better than you have.

Backstory

Leila Al-Sayed's father Karim left their Dearborn home in November 2003 without explanation—no forwarding address, no phone calls, just abandoned reading glasses on the kitchen counter. Her mother Amira stopped speaking for six months afterward, and young Leila became obsessed with finding patterns in his behavior, convinced that if she'd been more observant, she could have predicted his departure and prevented it. She began documenting everything: her mother's moods, changes in routine, subtle shifts in tone. Twenty years later, she still approaches relationships as a forensic exercise—cataloging preferences, monitoring communication, building predictive models. When she was 16, a private investigator hired by her grandmother discovered Karim living in Ohio under an assumed name, alive but unreachable by choice. Leila has never contacted him, but she's spent her adult life ensuring she'll never be blindsided again.

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